'Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy.' So she just met this guy, right, and she's about to do something ACTUALLY INSANE—I, for one, am at the edge of my seat, what is she going to do?

You know what she does? She gives the guy her phone number! Tha—and I’m like—that’s it? That’s IT? That—that’s NOT crazy, that’s the, the exact POLAR OPPOSITE of crazy, that’s just WHAT YOU DO when you’ve met someone and you want to interact with them socially at some future time.

You know what would be crazy, is you meet someone you want to hang out with and then you refuse to give them your number. ♪ Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy ♪, but although I would like to see you again I’m not going to give you ANY WAY TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ME. That’s crazy. You’ll just have to wander around the general area yelling my name hoping that I hear.

Or how about this? ♪ Hey, I just met you ♪, but let’s shave our heads and make a volleyball net out of the hair—now THAT, that would be crazy.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz, Doof’s Daily Dirt 10 Jan 2013 (via radondoran)